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avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by having someone else hold the vegetables while you chop.
a mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
if you have an annoying cough, take a large dose of laxatives. after that, you'll be afraid to cough.
you only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use WD40. if it shouldn't move and does, use duct tape.
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