somehow, i found myself watching this today - until i realized what i was doing and quickly changed the channel (that's my story and i'm stickin' to it!). in the minutes i watched, i did learn that 1. raccoon penis bones are made of ivory, 2. not getting drunk before noon is nearly impossible - even for some ministers, 3. it is socially acceptable to ride into your wedding on a tractor and 4. a wedding isn't complete without the proper amount of dead animal decor!
here i talked about how insane it is to have "brenda" and "kelly" back on the air together... you tell me, how forced does this look?
i love the hills. well maybe i love to hate it, but either way i watch it! i can't get enough of these spoiled drama queens. i have "known" them since high school and as long as mtv still airs this bs, i will still be watching it. and here is a perfect example why. this is a real question and an even better answer:
stephanie: "you broke up with a guy who has a jet?"
lauren: "we're still going on the jet, aren't we?"
seriously, who is this guy and what is he doing hosting the vmas? he isn't even american and he can't stop running his mouth about political bs.
what the eff? did britney really just win best female video for a video half of america never even saw?
what is heidi doing there, someone should tell her she really isn't famous...
are they really playing oasis right now??
are there people out there that really want to be paris's new bff?
did demi moore almost trip walking down the stairs and then forget her mic? but then again who really cares, she is the hottest old chick ever!
chris brown's brother's name is mijo? i am not even gonna touch that one!
does the only jonas brother with decent hair really rock out with a tambourine?
why is katy perry butchering one of my fav madonna songs?
this taco bell commercial is the best performance i have seen all night!
do you think there's ever been a hair commercial that didn't involve a fan?
after hearing him talk, i lost so much respect for michael phelps.
who stole lil' wayne's shirt and why won't he let go of his crotch? ohhh, he must be trying to hold his pants up! why preform a song when half of the words are censored? and where was that leather "drum major" suit purchased?
is it just me that wants to see four christmases?
you go jordin sparks! "i just have one thing to say about promise rings. it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not everybody – guy or girl – wants to be a slut.
ok, i'm done... done watching and done commenting. i can't take it anymore!
am i the only one that thinks this is sac-religious. i love, love, loved 90210 - the real one that is! but i just can't bring myself to watch this new version. i must admit, i thought about it once i heard there would be original characters returning. for instance, brenda walsh (yes, actually played by shannon doherty) is back. now that shocks me, she didn't even make it to the end of the first show! at least kelly taylor (played by jennie garth) stuck it out. having them back together (playing friends i might add) is insane, right? don't those two hate each other?? that proves to me that this show is not worth me watching, enough said!
p.s. if i change my mind, you'll be the first to know...
so after this happened i called comcast, all excited to set up my new cable service with them. the kind gentleman informed me that there has never been comcast service in the history of time in my flat. therefore, a drop box would need to be put in the sidewalk in order for comcast to provide me with their services. this drop box costs a whopping $8,000! guess who's NOT getting comcast!
i have not had reception on any of my 4 tvs at home for over a week. directv was supposed to come out and fix it tonight between 6-8 pm. at 3:07 pm i got a call from the technician "hi, i'm outside your house. no one seems to be home." i told him he was 3 hours early. he told me he wouldn't wait and i could reschedule if i'd like. i called the 800 number to alert them of the poor customer service and the ghetto woman that "assisted" me was worse than the annoying technician! she told me the window was approximate and that since i was the last call of the day the technician was going to come as soon as he was done with all the other calls. she asked me to reschedule for tomorrow night (when the very same issue would most likely arise). i told her to go ahead and cancel my service, since i was no longer under contract with them. she actually said, "should i disconnect today or would you like me to have it set for a date in the future so you can watch a specific program?" i asked her if that was a real question - i don't have reception, which is the problem in the first place! grrrr! comcast, here i come!!
